When I heard glassware moving in the living room tonight, I thought it was just the cats chasing one another. Nonetheless, I decided to check it out to be sure nothing was going to be broken. Loki was standing by the shelves next to the fireplace where I keep my orange carnival glass. He was trying to get at something behind one of the plates on the bottom shelf. I then saw what appeared to be a mouse crouching in the corner of the shelf.

I called to Patrick and, after getting some work gloves and a large bucket, he grabbed the little guy and tossed him in the bucket. And then we discovered he was not a mouse but a baby rat! The extremely long tail gave his identity away. He was rather wet, leading us to believe that one of the cats (probably Loki) had carried him in from outside. He didn’t seem to be hurt, so Patrick hauled him across the street and dumped him in the ivy at the curb.

And that was it…or so we thought.

As I put dinner on the table, I noticed that Murphy was no where to be seen. Since he is always hanging out around the table at dinnertime, hoping for something to fall on the ground, I went out back and called him. He came running from a small flowerbed next to the side wood fence. When I tried to get him in the house, he ran back to the flowerbed. Then I knew we had a problem…

Upon checking I found a huge pile of dirt where he had been foraging. He had dug deeply–about a foot into the ground–exposing the underside of the concrete next to the flowerbed. And his nose and face were covered with dirt. We couldn’t see any rodents, but I’m certain he found a rats’ nest.

So I’ll take my steel rake out there tomorrow in case I find any little critters–and will beat the shit out of them! Having found a rats’ nest underground once before, I expect that’s what Murphy dug up. Would prefer to poison them, but all the rat poisons seen to be toxic to pets, so that’s not a viable option. Last time I killed about 15 of them–babies plus mom and dad–so these guys better enjoy their last night on earth tonight!